Lost on the Yellow Brick Road



Under the “Broadway Theatre” wikipedia page.

bradleyc123:

I just gasped and dropped my water bottle and it spilt all over my floor. 

MY MIND JUST ERUPTED. 

Via The Role of a Lifetime. Its Living a Fantasy.

(Source: devinleighbee)





ovrdressed2kill:

taintedtreasure:

BASICALLY TUMBLR.

We do this at NYU, but we just call it “any class ever”.


Via Buttery Sweet and Delightfully Fattening

if my son is gay

  • son: mom... i'm gay
  • me: what was that?
  • son: i'm... gay
  • me: HA! KNEW IT!
  • son: wh...what?
  • husband: what's going on?
  • me: OUR SON'S GAY!
  • husband: oh god.
  • son: wait, is that okay?
  • husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
  • me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
  • son: i—
  • me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
  • son: that's great mom bu—
  • me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
  • husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
  • me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
  • son: mom that really isn—
  • me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
  • husband: shit
  • me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
  • son: dad, what's going o—
  • me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
  • husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
  • me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
  • son: i'm scared
  • husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
  • me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
Via WishfulThinker

Reblog if your URL doesn’t have the word ‘mermaid’, ‘angel’, ‘hipster’, ‘cunt, ‘unicorn’, ‘nigger’, ‘faggot’, ‘slut’ or ‘whore’ in it.

onetwothreesuckonme:

cuz we some classy mother fuckers.

Via FuturePhysicist

sirfrisco:

yessss!!!!

(Source: lily--belle)



(Source: atheistme)




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